Oven Shiner BBQ Brisket
Ingredients:
4 to 5 lb. brisket
1 chopped onion
½ cup diced celery
½ Tbsp. Worcestershire Sauce
1 10 oz can chicken broth
1 10 oz can tomatoes
½ cup margarine
6 oz Shiner Bock beer
½ tsp liquid smoke
2 tsp Garlic powder
2 tsp Kosher salt
Fresh ground pepper to taste
Instructions:
Chop one medium to large onion.
Dice the celery.
Melt margarine in a sauce pan.
Sauté the onion and celery in the margarine till they becomes translucent.
Pour 6 oz of Shiner Bock into sauce pan. (Important: Do not allow excess beer go to waste. Also, drinking the beer allows you to do a quality check on it to make sure it is of the highest quality.)
Empty can to tomatoes into sauce pan.
Allow tomatoes to stew for a few minutes. (While you wait, why not crack open another Shiner Bock, got five more of them, don’t want them to go to waste.)
Pour in Worcestershire sauce, chicken broth and liquid smoke
Using a potato masher, crush the tomatoes in the sauce pan (Hard work deserves to be rewarded with another beer.)
Shimmer the shaush for thirty minutesh. (Enough time for another beer or two.)
Now sheashon that lovely bhishket wif the shalt, pepper, and gahlic powdah.
You know wat? I luuuuve you man! And dis bhishkit, dis bhishkit rice ere? Ish is gunna be awesome!
Playsh bhishkit in roashtin pan ans pour dat shaushe on dat meats.
Bake dat baby long time. Ah leasht fix ares ah two fiddy.
I’s gots one moor beer leff in dis ere fix pack. You wan ish?
Anyway, have a safe Labor Day!






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